The Nightmare on Moodie Street

i step into the newsagent on George Street, and there's this girl i recognise "consciously" as a girl i remember seeing quite a bit in my Malaysian church.. i say hie, and she says hie back.. we talk, and suddenly we're boyfriend and girlfriend.. she's this Asian girl, kinda looks more Korean and Japanese.. i ask her when's her birthday, she says something something 1991... then i reply that's my brother's age.. then we kissed.. then suddenly..

all my worse nightmares come to past.. i lose my tooth on the pavement.. i try and look for it and i go lower, and lower and lower, then i suddenly hear Mel screaming.. i turn around and there's this bug.. and there's Nam! she's a millipede.. and Bibs! then suddenly i see this huge big shoe.. i look up and it's Sam.. then i get stomped..

then i wake up and find myself in this ecclesiastical battle.. i see Dave Pomeroy fighting Robert Mugabe and Dave's throwing blue arrows which look like them male symbols u saw on the Connect3 ads.. Robert Mugabe is throwing red arrows back.. then suddenly Jared Brown, Jared Cloe, Jared McLeod, Jared Clinton, Jared Brown II all turn up and throw blue arrows, and Robert Mugabe dies.. then they suddenly throw blue arrows upwards towards hell and blow it up..

then i find myself uttering the Lord's prayer from Our Father Who Art in Heaven to Amen.. and i find myself lying on a field with Frank Lampard's cross hitting me.. everyone's stomping on me.. i see the scoreline Chelsea 0 Barcelona 5.. and then Homer Simpson comes out and strips in front of me..

i find myself uttering the Lord's prayer again..